Philosophic Satire
Allan--B.A. in Philosophy

"I am."
Said Lucifer, aka Satan

"I am, I."
Said Fichte, a 19th Century Continental philosopher

"I think, therefore I am."
Said Descartes, a 13th Century rationalist philosopher and mathematician

"I am as I am not."
Said Heraclitus, (circa 650 B.C.) an ancient Greek philosopher

"I am what I am not."
Said Sartre, a 20th Century existentialist philosopher

"I am what I am."
Said Popeye, a 20th Century cartoon character